Sunday, 15 October 2017

Speech

Speech 
Most people know what a playground is but, do you think 

it's somewhere to get smashed by a swing? For me, it is. 

“ Let's play on the swing!” Again! My friends said that for 

the 1,000,000th time this week! We played paper scissors 

rock to pick who's using the swing first. I came 2nd. 

Waiting for your turn is not fair. I Waited and Waited AND 

WAITED. UNTIL I FOUND OUT THAT I WAS THE ONLY 

ONE THAT DIDN'T HAVE A TURN! I'll give you 10 

seconds until it's my turn. My friend counted.10 9 8 7 6 5 4 

3 2 1 -1 -2 -3 -4????? WAIT!!! CAN YOU COUNT!! MY 

TURN!! Ok. My turn has come. But… I NEED YOU TO 

GET OFF! GOOD. I wish nothing bad happens to DONK! 

What do you think happened. Got smashed by a swing 

going over 9000 KM H. ( I can't count as well) Ow. Ow. 

Ow. Ow. Ow. Hey help. I'm hurt. My nose is bleeding. 

BEST DAY. THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT ME. “ Hold your 

nose Jack” “ GET A TISSUE AND STOP PLAYING ON 

THE PLAYGROUND” I shouted. A nice lady heard me 

shouting like I'm a boss in a army from world war 2. The 

nice lady said “ Oww. Are you ok?” “I'm fine.” I replied. I'm 

actually not. I just didn't want to say HEEEELP MEEEE!!! 

I'M GONNA DIEEEE!!!! DO. YOU. HAVE. A. TISSUE!!! My 

nose was bleeding like a blasting water fountain. What I 

thought. She did nicely give me a pack of tissues. This is 

what I needed. The day I got growled at because my book 

ripped in half and after that  I got smashed by a swing 

going over 9000 KM H. This is the best part of my day. 

Waait. THIS DAY IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!! 

THIS PACKET HAS RAN OUT OF TISSUES!!! I'M GOING 

TO DIE TODAY!!! THINK JACK THINK!! USE A LEAF FOR 

A TISSUE!! IT'S THE EXACT SAME!!!! FOUND OUT 

THAT A LEAF NEVER WORKED. WHAT DO I DO 

KNOW!!!! RUN AROUND THE WHOLE WORLD AS FAST 

AS USAIN BOLT!!! SMASH MY FACE ON SAND!!! NOW 

MY FACE IS COVERED IN SAND!!! I'm going to die know. 

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! ARE 

YOU JOKING!!!! MY NOSE STOPPED BLEEDING 

BECAUSE I SMASHED MY FACE ON THE SAND!!! BUT 

HOW?????? No one knows. 

If you have a bleeding nose what do you do? Well I will 

smash my face as hard as I can on the sand. Will concrete 

work. I'll try it out next I get a bleeding nose.

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