Most people know what a playground is but, do you think
it's somewhere to get smashed by a swing? For me, it is.
“ Let's play on the swing!” Again! My friends said that for
the 1,000,000th time this week! We played paper scissors
rock to pick who's using the swing first. I came 2nd.
Waiting for your turn is not fair. I Waited and Waited AND
WAITED. UNTIL I FOUND OUT THAT I WAS THE ONLY
ONE THAT DIDN'T HAVE A TURN! I'll give you 10
seconds until it's my turn. My friend counted.10 9 8 7 6 5 4
3 2 1 -1 -2 -3 -4????? WAIT!!! CAN YOU COUNT!! MY
TURN!! Ok. My turn has come. But… I NEED YOU TO
GET OFF! GOOD. I wish nothing bad happens to DONK!
What do you think happened. Got smashed by a swing
going over 9000 KM H. ( I can't count as well) Ow. Ow.
Ow. Ow. Ow. Hey help. I'm hurt. My nose is bleeding.
BEST DAY. THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT ME. “ Hold your
nose Jack” “ GET A TISSUE AND STOP PLAYING ON
THE PLAYGROUND” I shouted. A nice lady heard me
shouting like I'm a boss in a army from world war 2. The
nice lady said “ Oww. Are you ok?” “I'm fine.” I replied. I'm
actually not. I just didn't want to say HEEEELP MEEEE!!!
I'M GONNA DIEEEE!!!! DO. YOU. HAVE. A. TISSUE!!! My
nose was bleeding like a blasting water fountain. What I
thought. She did nicely give me a pack of tissues. This is
what I needed. The day I got growled at because my book
ripped in half and after that I got smashed by a swing
going over 9000 KM H. This is the best part of my day.
Waait. THIS DAY IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!
THIS PACKET HAS RAN OUT OF TISSUES!!! I'M GOING
TO DIE TODAY!!! THINK JACK THINK!! USE A LEAF FOR
A TISSUE!! IT'S THE EXACT SAME!!!! FOUND OUT
THAT A LEAF NEVER WORKED. WHAT DO I DO
KNOW!!!! RUN AROUND THE WHOLE WORLD AS FAST
AS USAIN BOLT!!! SMASH MY FACE ON SAND!!! NOW
MY FACE IS COVERED IN SAND!!! I'm going to die know.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! ARE
YOU JOKING!!!! MY NOSE STOPPED BLEEDING
BECAUSE I SMASHED MY FACE ON THE SAND!!! BUT
HOW?????? No one knows.
If you have a bleeding nose what do you do? Well I will
smash my face as hard as I can on the sand. Will concrete
work. I'll try it out next I get a bleeding nose.